End of the month...Pirate Critical Mass

Aye mates, June's critical mass is Friday the 30th and its going to be a Pirate themed ride. So get your felt pirate hat (the pirate theme is like the easiest costume) and stuffed parrot and lets Plunder. There will be an after party...TBD. Because its summer, the mermaid parade is this month and the city has way too many Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz!

Till then, heres a joke...
"A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."